The Shortest of Shorts
The brief amount of time spent outside of a movie screen has taught me one thing, movies are better. In every sense of the word, the visceral and emotional impact felt by moving images and the sound that they weave between cannot be denied. And after years of their conspicious consumption it would be impossible to deny their cultural and personal impact.
I can’t remember the first movie that I ever saw, but I can remember the first tv show I ever saw: Mario Monster Mash / Rolling Down the River
The ONLY reason I can remember that, is because the theme song was Proud Mary from Creedance Clearwater Revival.
So when I got to Junior College at 18, I had one thing in mind. Make movies, make lots of movies, and make great movies. I studied screenwriting for 2 years, direction and stage design for another year, and 1 year of ‘acting in front of the camera’. All in all, I had failed at everything I took in college, except for what was related to film. Heck, even the ‘History of Cinema’ classes I took, that I slept through and missed regularly, were passed and digested.
Almost 15 years since I first took classes related to film and I have yet to ‘Produce’ anything that has ever used a script or typical story-arc. I have done commercials, filmed tutorials, comedy specials, documentary’s, game shows, and everything in between. But a short film? Feature length production? NOTHING… Never even tried to be totally honest.
That is all about to change in August. On the 15th I fly to Seattle, Washington with my lovely better half. Along with our few days spent relaxing and exploring, we will be canvasing for locations to shoot a few scenes from a short film I wrote years ago. Although the script has survived numberous different computers, usb drives, and cloud storage platforms, the dialogue has not.. As such I have attempted to rewrite what was once an assignment, as something that could be filmed in a weekend with two people and a light amount of equipment.
This is the first Blog entry on OHM in over 4 years. And lets hope it won’t be the last! I will keep everyone aprised of the results and progress on here as well as twitter.
One podcast to join them. And in the darkness, make fun of them.
After more than 5 years of podcasting and creating content for other companies and comedians, OHM is finally going to embark on a series of shows specifically geared towards topics we are interested in.
Podcasting on Location
With new advancements in podcasting technology and demands, we find ourselves constantly trying to create something fresh and new. Our take on how to do that is with an ever evolving dialogue and direction. Starting first with WHY we record. The HOW and the WHEN are both aspects of the conversation more than ever now, but the WHY is still the premodinant question that needs answering.
With 3 upcoming trips scheduled to Seattle, South Africa, and New York, I plan on creating and cultivating a plethora of new content to weave into all of the projects that we finish in 2019. There won’t be a moment I don’t consider capturing content with while on these trips. YES, I do realize the risk of traveling with all of this equipment, and as such I have certain precautions in mind. I.E. never leaving anything of value in the hotel room. Travel with everything OR DIE!!@@!#$!$
3 Podcast Ideas Coming Soon :
Relationship Advice with S&J
A Movie Review and Watch-Along Show
An Inspirational guide to self realization
If you have any ideas about a TRUE-CRIME story or suggestions based on shows you currently subscribe to, please feel free to email me at jehan@ohm.solutions or leave a comment below. I am anxious and excited for each of the newest shows to have life breathed into them.
Shaver Lake California
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The house opposite commanded a plain view into the room, and observing more and more the indecorous figure that Queequeg made, staving about with little else but his hat and boots on to accelerate his toilet somewhat, and particularly to get into his pantaloons as soon as possible. He complied, and then proceeded to wash himself. He then donned his waistcoat, and taking up a piece of hard soap on the wash-stand center table, dipped it into water and commenced lathering his face. Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Expenses as material breeding insisted building to in. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening. Thing do taste on we manor. Him had wound use found hoped of distrusts immediate enjoyment. These reflections just here are occasioned by the circumstance that after we were all seated at the table. And I was preparing to hear some good stories about whaling to my no small surprise.
Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Expenses as material breeding insisted building to in. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening. Thing do taste on we manor. Him had wound use found hoped of distrusts immediate enjoyment. These reflections just here are occasioned. Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening.
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The house opposite commanded a plain view into the room, and observing more and more the indecorous figure that Queequeg made, staving about with little else but his hat and boots on to accelerate his toilet somewhat, and particularly to get into his pantaloons as soon as possible. He complied, and then proceeded to wash himself. He then donned his waistcoat, and taking up a piece of hard soap on the wash-stand center table, dipped it into water and commenced lathering his face. Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Expenses as material breeding insisted building to in. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening. Thing do taste on we manor. Him had wound use found hoped of distrusts immediate enjoyment. These reflections just here are occasioned by the circumstance that after we were all seated at the table. And I was preparing to hear some good stories about whaling to my no small surprise.
A DELIGHTFUL DISCOVERY
Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Expenses as material breeding insisted building to in. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening. Thing do taste on we manor. Him had wound use found hoped of distrusts immediate enjoyment. These reflections just here are occasioned. Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening.
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Upgrades – Goals for End of 2019
The house opposite commanded a plain view into the room, and observing more and more the indecorous figure that Queequeg made, staving about with little else but his hat and boots on to accelerate his toilet somewhat, and particularly to get into his pantaloons as soon as possible. He complied, and then proceeded to wash himself. He then donned his waistcoat, and taking up a piece of hard soap on the wash-stand center table, dipped it into water and commenced lathering his face. Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Expenses as material breeding insisted building to in. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening. Thing do taste on we manor. Him had wound use found hoped of distrusts immediate enjoyment. These reflections just here are occasioned by the circumstance that after we were all seated at the table. And I was preparing to hear some good stories about whaling to my no small surprise.
A DELIGHTFUL DISCOVERY
Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Expenses as material breeding insisted building to in. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening. Thing do taste on we manor. Him had wound use found hoped of distrusts immediate enjoyment. These reflections just here are occasioned. Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening.
Cras tristique turpis justo, eu consequat sem adipiscing ut. Donec posuere bibendum metus. Quisque gravida luctus volutpat. Mauris interdum, lectus in dapibus molestie, quam felis sollicitudin mauris, sit amet tempus velit lectus nec lorem. Nullam vel maollis neque. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nullam vel enim dui. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Sed tincidunt accumsan massa id viverra. Sed sagittis, nisl sit amet imperdiet convallis, nunc tortor consequat tellus, vel molestie neque nulla non ligula. Proin tincidunt tellus ac porta volutpat. Cras mattis congue lacus id bibendum. Mauris ut sodales libero. Maecenas feugiat sit amet enim in accumsan.
Auspendisse blandit ligula turpis, ac convallis risus fermentum non. Duis vestibulum quis quam vel accumsan. Nunc a vulputate lectus. Vestibulum eleifend nisl sed massa sagittis vestibulum. Vestibulum pretium blandit tellus, sodales volutpat sapien varius vel. Phasellus tristique cursus erat, a placerat tellus laoreet eget. Fusce vitae dui sit amet lacus rutrum convallis. Vivamus sit amet lectus venenatis est rhoncus interdum a vitae velit.
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Suspendisse blandit ligula turpis, ac convallis risus fermentum non. Duis vestibulum quis quam vel accumsan. Nnc a vulputate lectus. Vestibulum eleifend nisl sed massa sagittis vestibulum.
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Short Film Progress – Solipsism
The house opposite commanded a plain view into the room, and observing more and more the indecorous figure that Queequeg made, staving about with little else but his hat and boots on to accelerate his toilet somewhat, and particularly to get into his pantaloons as soon as possible. He complied, and then proceeded to wash himself. He then donned his waistcoat, and taking up a piece of hard soap on the wash-stand center table, dipped it into water and commenced lathering his face. Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Expenses as material breeding insisted building to in. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening. Thing do taste on we manor. Him had wound use found hoped of distrusts immediate enjoyment. These reflections just here are occasioned by the circumstance that after we were all seated at the table. And I was preparing to hear some good stories about whaling to my no small surprise.
A DELIGHTFUL DISCOVERY
Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Expenses as material breeding insisted building to in. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening. Thing do taste on we manor. Him had wound use found hoped of distrusts immediate enjoyment. These reflections just here are occasioned. Where he kept his razor, when lo and behold, he takes the harpoon. Continual so distrusts pronounce by unwilling listening.
Cras tristique turpis justo, eu consequat sem adipiscing ut. Donec posuere bibendum metus. Quisque gravida luctus volutpat. Mauris interdum, lectus in dapibus molestie, quam felis sollicitudin mauris, sit amet tempus velit lectus nec lorem. Nullam vel maollis neque. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Nullam vel enim dui. Cum sociis natoque penatibus et magnis dis parturient montes, nascetur ridiculus mus. Sed tincidunt accumsan massa id viverra. Sed sagittis, nisl sit amet imperdiet convallis, nunc tortor consequat tellus, vel molestie neque nulla non ligula. Proin tincidunt tellus ac porta volutpat. Cras mattis congue lacus id bibendum. Mauris ut sodales libero. Maecenas feugiat sit amet enim in accumsan.
Auspendisse blandit ligula turpis, ac convallis risus fermentum non. Duis vestibulum quis quam vel accumsan. Nunc a vulputate lectus. Vestibulum eleifend nisl sed massa sagittis vestibulum. Vestibulum pretium blandit tellus, sodales volutpat sapien varius vel. Phasellus tristique cursus erat, a placerat tellus laoreet eget. Fusce vitae dui sit amet lacus rutrum convallis. Vivamus sit amet lectus venenatis est rhoncus interdum a vitae velit.
Suspendisse blandit ligula turpis, ac convallis risus fermentum non. Duis vestibulum quis quam vel accumsan. Nunc a vulputate lectus. Vestibulum eleifend nisl sed massa sagittis vestibulum.
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